Jeff Bezos fucking stole half of the Titanic without telling anyone, and the media freaked out because half the Titanic mysteriously disappeared and then a month later it popped up on Jeff Bezos’s lawn and he threw a party inside it.
isn’t this just the plot of despicable me
Coucher de Soleil Sur la Mer,
Constantin Westchiloff (Russian, 1877–1945)
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